Gloria Quote #864
Quote from Gloria in Dead on A Rival
Manny: I know I'm going on and on, but for the first time since Mother passed, I don't feel alone.
Javier: Brilliant. I don't miss the nudity at all.
Manny: We're so worried about staying connected, ignoring the walls that are being erected. We let the information confound us, when there's so much love swirling around us, that all we need to do is... [devices chime] Wi-Fi's back on!
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I blame myself. "You got an A? Have a hat." "You skinned your knee? Have a hat."
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!