Manny Quote #530
Quote from Manny in Dead on A Rival
Manny: Hey, the Wi-Fi's out.
Manny: Huge bummer, man. I was just about to finish writing my poem.
Manny: You're a writer, too? Well, knock me over with a feather. Blaine Lemarque, playwright. Power used to go out all the time in the bayou.
Manny: So crazy, I'm writing a movie set in the bayou called "Swamp Cops." I'm in film school, but soon, everyone's gonna know my name... Keith Fank!
Manny: I couldn't help overhearing. I'm Rhonda Jamowitz, gossip columnist for the local rag. You'll never guess which starlet was in here yesterday with a new man and a newer nose.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I was hoping that the play was gonna get better. With maybe a little less Rhonda.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!