Mitchell Quote #973
Quote from Mitchell in Dead on A Rival
Murray: Fine. I'm taking it. And when I get home, I'm going to sign him up for a bunch of those fringe religions. Let's see how he likes getting all those singing visitors and all those free Bibles. I'm going to ruin the rest of his life.
Cameron: See, Mitchell, he's making plans for the future. That's why you have rivals. It's something to live for.
Mitchell: Okay, you're just justifying bad behavior.
Cameron: Okay, Murray, Mitchell has somebody at work that keeps stealing his peanut butter, and he won't do anything about it.
Murray: You want to stop it? Try mixing in some laxatives.
Cameron: And then put an "under construction" sign on the bathroom door.
Murray: And if you really want to ruin his day...
Mitchell: Okay, now, hold on, hold on. Let me write these down.
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