Jay Quote #1514
Quote from Jay in Dead on A Rival
Jay: Is this true? Do you really want to hang it up?
Margaret: There are some things I wouldn't mind trying.
Jay: Well, then you should do it. I'll manage. It's going to be weird, though. I mean, you're the longest relationship I've ever had.
Margaret: Four husbands, three heart attacks, countless lovers, and you stood by me through it all. I love you, Jay.
Jay: I love you, too, Margaret. It's been a great run.
Margaret: And we'll always have Mitchell.
Alex: What?!
Jay: She's messing with you. [laughter] No, our kid moved away a long time ago. [to Alex] Hey, forget what I told you earlier. It's okay to hire the hot one. You may make a friend for life.
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‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!