Jay Quote #1513
Quote from Jay in Dead on A Rival
Alex: Grandpa, what are you doing here?
Jay: A terrible thing happened today at Manny's one-man show... He got me a ticket.
Alex: [goans]
Jay: No, I just stopped in to see how Margaret's working out.
Alex: She's not. As much as I enjoyed her pairing the glass of Chablis with my surprise shrimp cocktail, that's not a skill I need in an assistant. You have to fire her.
Jay: I can't. She worked for me her whole life. She slept on the sidewalk to get me Nancy Sinatra tickets.
Alex: Fine. I'll do it. Margaret, could you come in here, please?
Jay: This is the second thing today I can't watch. [to Margaret] I did everything I could for you. She's a cold one.
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‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!