Phil Quote #1823
Quote from Phil in The Prescott
Phil: Jay, what are you doing here?
Jay: I've spent the whole day looking for that miserable... You're the Foodie in a Who-dy?!
Phil: W-Why would you say that?
Jay: [sniffs] Ketchup!
Phil: I'm trying, but I'm lost!
Jay: You insulted my mother!
Phil: Oh, my God. You're Close to Utlaw?!
Jay: It's Closet Outlaw!
Phil: Jay, I don't blame you for being mad. I-I turned my legions of fans against you, and, uh... It's Foodie in a Hoodie, by... by the way. But you got a bigger problem at home that I just heard about, and I think I can help you with it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Prescott’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, if you don't like my hair, I can change it.
Phil: What? I love it.
Claire: Maybe next week I can arrange a little rendezvous with a redhead.
Phil: O-Okay.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [aside to camera] Recently, I got a special edition Blu-ray of the best movie ever made, "Lawrence of Arabia." Word is, The Prescott has a state-of-the-art screening room with surround sound. Know what it doesn't have? Manny.
[flashback:]
Manny: Hello! I would've gone with a tracking shot there. I sure hope he finds a plot out there in that desert.
Quote from Jay
Higgins: Behold, our famous candy wall.
Jay: Hey, Sugar Babies.
Higgins: Yes, honey buns?
Jay: No, Sugar Babies. The greatest movie candy of all time.
Higgins: A thousand apologies. I will track some down for you straight away.
Jay: You wouldn't mind?
Higgins: Mind? Please. There is no greater joy than fetching something I've never heard of for someone I've only just met.