Cameron Quote #1340
Quote from Cameron in The Last Christmas
Phil: So wait. Would you guys really move?
Claire: Mitchell's not moving to Missouri. What would he do for work? Prosecute Otis, the town drunk?
Cameron: Excuse me. It's not Mayberry. And I'll have you know, our town ne'er-do-well is a female who's addicted to prescription nasal spray, so...
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Mitchell: Do you really think that Cam's parents bought him a first-class ticket?
Haley: Aren't they poor? Don't they, like, eat plants and animals they find in their yard?
Mitchell: They're farmers, yes.
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Oh, hey, can you move Haley away from me and the twins? My present to her is the night off from Mommy duties, so...
Cameron: Okay, well, I would've appreciated a little heads-up, but it's a thoughtful gift, so...
Dylan: It's also free, which is helpful because I forgot my ATM pin last summer. Any chance I ever mentioned my four favorite numbers to you?
Cameron: No.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, and help yourself to a gingerbread person. They're both gluten and gender free.
Mitchell: Oh. Isn't they a cutie?