Phil Quote #1809
Quote from Phil in Tree's A Crowd
Claire: That was crazy! Did you see that?
Phil: Hold on. Your... Your mom wants to say something.
Claire: What?
Phil: [moving the tree] "Hey, Claire Bear. Maybe you should appreciate Phil's magic more, especially since he just solved your problem."
Claire: [chuckles] I can't believe it. You're a genius. Mm. Thank you.
Phil: You're welcome. They don't call me Filament Dunphy for nothing.
Claire: That is cute, but you are still selling houses, right?
Phil: Oh, shoot, I have a showing in 20 minutes. Oh! [falls as he runs away, still tied to the tree] Love you.
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‘Tree's A Crowd’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Eh, there comes a point in every gay man's life when a lesbian couple asks him for his sperm.
Cameron: Unless you're Mitchell and me.
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: All of our friends have been asked, while we have been cruelly overlooked.
Mitchell: It's painful. It's like not getting picked to play kickball.
Cameron: Well, that never happened to me. I was my kickball team's captain. Well, only after our star broke his leg and had to be put down. He was a...
Mitchell: A mule. From a mile away.
Quote from Jay
Jay: It wasn't gonna work out with Sherry anyway. She's Canadian. They have ducks on their money. They sell milk in a bag.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, what are you doing?
Phil: I just saw this incredible telekinesis video. I'm trying to make a piece of bacon levitate.
Claire: Don't you have to, I don't know, work?
Phil: Are you saying it'll never happen? Is there perhaps a more colorful way of saying that?
Claire: I know you're trying to get me to say "It'll happen when pigs fly."
Phil: That counts. [gasps; lifts bacon] What? Oh, my gosh!