Jay Quote #1486
Quote from Jay in The Last Thanksgiving
Jay: You know, I had a similar experience when I turned the company over to you. It wasn't the activity that I missed. I missed being the boss.
Claire: Oh! Yeah. I hear you there.
Jay: Giving orders, people scared of you.
Claire: Yeah.
Jay: I like day drinking, but nothing beats being drunk with power.
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‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Jay Pritchett Quotes
Quote from Kids These Days
Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!
Quote from Bringing Up Baby
Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.