Joe Quote #66
Mitchell: Oh, hey. Seen Cam?
Joe: And a Happy Thanksgiving to you.
Mitchell: Oh, that's a lot of attitude. You sound like my dad.
Joe: Our dad!
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Written In The Stars
Joe: [aside to camera] Now that I'm six, I like girls, but I love two girls: The Little Mermaid and Claire.
Quote from Catch of the Day
Jay: I know she got to you, but, uh, I need you to tell me the truth.
Joe: Is that ice cream for me?
Jay: Could be. What happened to your mom's car? [Joe is silent] I can wait all day, but the trouble with ice cream is, it melts.
Joe: I like it when it melts.
Jay: What do you mean you like it when it melts? Nobody likes ice cream when it melts.
Joe: It's like soup.
Jay: You hate soup.
Joe: Not chocolate soup.