Phil Quote #1801
Quote from Phil in The Last Thanksgiving
Jay: Barrel roll into an S-turn... and a little thing I call Pritchett-Switch-It.
Dylan: That just looks like a right-hand turn.
Phil: It would to an amateur. You're an artist, Jay. The sky's your canvas. Oh, should we do the hoop?
Jay: Great idea. [to Dylan] Hey, champ, take this out to the middle of the field and hold it up.
Dylan: Awesome!
Phil: Guess it's "champ's" turn. Are... Are we sure champ doesn't need to see how it's done properly first? I mean, it's not just standing there.
Jay: Dylan, just stand there!
Dylan: Yes! What a wonderful shared experience!
Jay: Now, stay out there. We'll do it again. Kid's a natural. He didn't even flinch.
Phil: Bravery or a sluggish brain... guess we'll never know.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.