Haley Quote #532
Quote from Haley in A Game of Chicken
Haley: You know, last year, Dylan and I went to Yosemite, and we woke up really early one morning, and it was just us and those gorgeous mountains, a bunch of huge trees, and a family of deer. It was so beautiful, and it made me feel like I was connected to something bigger than myself. [chuckles] You know what, maybe one day we can get them baptized in a church, but for now, why don't we take them up to Yosemite and look up and say thank you?
Jay: That sounds like a great plan, Haley.
Gloria: Yeah. And maybe roast some marshmallows while you're there so that they get used to being around fire.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Game of Chicken’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Ugh. I don't even know how I can decide, but I guess it can't hurt.
Gloria: Yahoo! You're going to the kingdom of Heaven. And there, you're going to join the souls of some of our greats, like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, Danny DeVito when he dies.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Why is there a priest here?
Dylan: I told you, Poppy's possessed! Everybody can see it but you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Except for Father Ramirez, all the priests I asked were "uncomfortable" with my secret baptism. They said it was "borderline kidnapping," that they found my trickery "devilish." It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?