Gloria Quote #838
Quote from Gloria in A Game of Chicken
Gloria: Okay, mis niños, Gloria has planned a very exciting afternoon for you. Let's see. Who is ready to reject Satan and all his empty promises?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: Today, I'm having the babies secretly baptized, both into Catholicism and into the crazy things we do to each other in this family.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Game of Chicken’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Haley: Ugh. I don't even know how I can decide, but I guess it can't hurt.
Gloria: Yahoo! You're going to the kingdom of Heaven. And there, you're going to join the souls of some of our greats, like Joan of Arc, Mother Theresa, Danny DeVito when he dies.
Quote from Dylan
Haley: Why is there a priest here?
Dylan: I told you, Poppy's possessed! Everybody can see it but you.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] Except for Father Ramirez, all the priests I asked were "uncomfortable" with my secret baptism. They said it was "borderline kidnapping," that they found my trickery "devilish." It's like, when did Catholics become so judgmental?