Alex Quote #365
Quote from Alex in The Last Halloween
Bill: "Send more boobs"?
Alex: I'm not mad, but I don't want to make it a habit of sending... nudes.
Bill: Wait. You actually sent boob pics?
Alex: Yeah. How much smoke did you inhale?
Bill: This isn't my number, Alex.
Alex: It's the one you called from.
Bill: Because my phone died. So I borrowed Creepy Craig's. Wait. You sent Creepy Craig a naked photo? Alex! Oh, my God! There's, like, 11?!
Alex: Well, you... He kept asking!
Bill: You think I'm as pervy as Creepy Craig?
Alex: I don't know Creepy Craig!
Bill: Well, he knows you! You really think I would disrespect you like that? What else did "I" ask for?
Alex: Oh, don't.
Bill: Oh, my God. Are you outside? You know, I've always worried that maybe we were just too different, but the fact that you think I'm capable of writing "Do butt now... Hit with magazine"? You know what? This isn't working, Alex.
Alex: No, wait! Can you at least ask Craig to delete those?
Bill: I think you know how to reach him!
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‘The Last Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] It was simplicity itself. A year ago, Claire accused me for the millionth time that I couldn't scare her, so I came up with a plan. I'd just sold a house to a European couple that weren't gonna take possession for a while, so, uh, last fall, "Ida Mae" moved in. Fortunately, the house was right on Claire's jogging route, so it was easy to introduce Claire to Ida Mae, and when I wanted to amp it up, I had Ida Mae make contact. Then, this morning... I knew that ax wouldn't scare Claire. I just did that so she'd accuse me of not being able to scare her.
[flashback:]
Claire: It's all about plausability.
[back:]
Phil: Damn right, it is. Over the past year, Ida Mae joined the neighborhood association, hung up a poster for her lost dog, signed up for Meals on Wheels. They're not bad, by the way. Also, she got a lot of knitting done.
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Gloria: Is it cold in here, or is it just me because I am the frozen lady from "Frozen"?
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: Wow. This place has changed. It used to be so much... gayer.
Mitchell: Straight people always take our best stuff. First, they came for our brunches, and I said nothing.