Claire Quote #821
Quote from Claire in Pool Party
Claire: No, no, no! Stop! No one's leaving. We're not gonna let one little misstep make us forget everything this company has given us. I loved being a stay-at-home mom. I did. But working here has given me a whole new sense of self. And come on. One mistake does not make us evil. We will come clean. We'll recall the product. We'll do whatever we have to do. Because under this tech B.S., there is a company we love. Look, we may no longer make smart closets, but we sure as hell are gonna make smart closets.
Claire: [closet voice] Looking for a smart outfit? Maintain eye contact with the mirror and begin stripping down.
Claire: I deeply regret that.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Pool Party’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, it's so hot. I can't wait to jump in that pool.
Lily: I never said I'd get in the pool.
Cameron: Okay, Lily, stop. You are an exotic Vietnamese beauty. Scarlett Johansson would play you in a movie until Twitter told her she couldn't.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I thought about which of my competitors might want to take me down, and I kept coming back to one guy... Gil Thorpe. A man tells you enough times he's gonna "thorpedo" your career, you start to believe he might do something "therrible." Well, not this time.
Quote from Gloria
Lindsay: You're kidding. Another one?
Phil: I'm afraid so, Lindsay.
Sam: Who keeps taking our signs?
Gloria: Don't worry, Sam, we're going to find out. Miss, do you have any enemies? Are you in a blood feud?
Phil: Gloria.
Gloria: Have you recently joined a political opposition?