Jay Quote #1467
Quote from Jay in Pool Party
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Gloria's been working a ton, so I've been picking up the slack at home, which is fine. It's just, even when she's here, she's not here.
[flashback:]
Jay: Guess what happened today. So, I'm at the park with Joe. Now, you know all the nannies think that Dakota's mom and Luca's dad are "twisting the sheets"? Well, this morning, they came together, sipping coffees, leaning up against the jungle gym, giggling like it's nothing. Now, they had to know what that looked like.
[Gloria pours a scotch, turns the TV on and sits down on the couch]
Gloria: Ay, my little busy bee. Tell me when dinner is ready. You're the best.
[back:]
Jay: Why, yes, Gloria. This is a new track suit. Thanks for noticing. It's not that hard.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Pool Party’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Oh, it's so hot. I can't wait to jump in that pool.
Lily: I never said I'd get in the pool.
Cameron: Okay, Lily, stop. You are an exotic Vietnamese beauty. Scarlett Johansson would play you in a movie until Twitter told her she couldn't.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I thought about which of my competitors might want to take me down, and I kept coming back to one guy... Gil Thorpe. A man tells you enough times he's gonna "thorpedo" your career, you start to believe he might do something "therrible." Well, not this time.
Quote from Gloria
Lindsay: You're kidding. Another one?
Phil: I'm afraid so, Lindsay.
Sam: Who keeps taking our signs?
Gloria: Don't worry, Sam, we're going to find out. Miss, do you have any enemies? Are you in a blood feud?
Phil: Gloria.
Gloria: Have you recently joined a political opposition?