Cameron Quote #1293
Quote from Cameron in Perfect Pairs
Mitchell: I'm a fraud. Happy? I never even made it to the stairs. Don't even know where they are.
Cameron: You know, I can't say I'm... I'm not a tad bit disappointed in you, Mitchell. It's just a little lonely going on this journey of self-improvement all by my...
Mitchell: What is that?
Cameron: Hmm? What?
Mitchell: What... What part of the museum did you get this from?
Cameron: Uh, well, apparently... obviously, you're not... familiar with Matisse's feather... period.
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[flashback:]
Man: Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!
Cameron: Hurrying where?
Man: Uh, there's a retrospective... "Cher in the '70s: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves."
Cameron: [gasps]
[present:]
Mitchell: You went without me? What do we always say? Every Cher experience should be a shared experience.
Cameron: Shared experience. I'm sorry, Mitchell. If I could turn back time...
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Mitchell: Cam was actually about to tell us what he learned about Picasso.
Paul: Oh, I know so little about him.
Cameron: Well, it... it turns out he was born, um... in the wagon of a... of a traveling... show. His mother, poor thing, she was forced to dance for all...
Quote from Phil
Phil: The Duke... ...becomes a uke... ...becomes a Luke.
Alex: Dad, that was amazing!
Phil: Yeah! Amazing that I think a hacky parlor trick is gonna cut it at SCARB. You heard me right, Alex... SCARB!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The Southern California Area Realtors' Banquet is the biggest event of the year for Southern California Area Realtors. The other events: SCARL, SCARD, SCARP, SCARG, SCARF; t-they're fine, but SCARB, it's... it's the show. I performed at last year's SCARB, and... and I did well. Too well.