Jay Quote #1463
Quote from Jay in Perfect Pairs
Manny: Hey, look at this. That's Sonia's fiancé, right? It says he's from one of the richest families in Colombia.
Jay: I knew the guy was all right.
Manny: Oh, I see. Being rich makes you "all right."
Jay: That's not what I meant. Your mom thought he might be a gold digger. And by the way, unlike you, I grew up working-class.
Manny: Oh, please. The only blue collar in this house is the bedazzled one on your purebred French bulldog.
Jay: She was going through a depressed period. You're only as happy as your least happy child, Manny.
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[flashback:]
Man: Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!
Cameron: Hurrying where?
Man: Uh, there's a retrospective... "Cher in the '70s: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves."
Cameron: [gasps]
[present:]
Mitchell: You went without me? What do we always say? Every Cher experience should be a shared experience.
Cameron: Shared experience. I'm sorry, Mitchell. If I could turn back time...
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Cam was actually about to tell us what he learned about Picasso.
Paul: Oh, I know so little about him.
Cameron: Well, it... it turns out he was born, um... in the wagon of a... of a traveling... show. His mother, poor thing, she was forced to dance for all...
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Phil: The Duke... ...becomes a uke... ...becomes a Luke.
Alex: Dad, that was amazing!
Phil: Yeah! Amazing that I think a hacky parlor trick is gonna cut it at SCARB. You heard me right, Alex... SCARB!
[aside to camera:]
Phil: The Southern California Area Realtors' Banquet is the biggest event of the year for Southern California Area Realtors. The other events: SCARL, SCARD, SCARP, SCARG, SCARF; t-they're fine, but SCARB, it's... it's the show. I performed at last year's SCARB, and... and I did well. Too well.