Haley Quote #524
Quote from Haley in New Kids on the Block
Haley: [singing] Welcome home, my sweet babies After escrow, get the key
Claire: Please don't sing that song.
Haley: Sorry, it's better than "Pop Goes the Appraisal."
Claire: Aw. Shh.
Haley: Mom, what are you doing? Stop it. The book says you're not supposed to make eye contact during nap time.
Claire: They're babies, not Johnny Depp on a film set.
Haley: [singing] Open house, noon to 5:00 Such a charming fixer-upper
Modern Family Quotes
‘New Kids on the Block’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
[aside to camera:]
Dylan: It took us a while, but we finally named our babies.
Haley: This is Poppy, because that's my favorite flower.
Dylan: And this is George, because he came out looking curious. You know, like Boy George.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Listen, normally I would just cook up some fake reason why you couldn't direct it, but in this case, I have a real excuse. Your old girlfriend, Sherry, is the voice of Stella.
Gloria: Jay, how could you? After she broke his heart when she got repulsed by the idea of getting married to him?
Manny: More overwhelmed than repulsed, as I remember it.
Jay: She's already on our website as Stella's voice. Changing that now could be jarring for our fans. Like when they made my GPS lady British. I'd rather be lost than talked down to by a snob!
Quote from Luke
Haley: What do you have against my book?
Claire: It is called "Your Parents Did Everything Wrong."
Haley: Dr. Goode is a celebrated pediatric life coach. And can you tone down the negativity? Chapter six says that it can cause an allergy to peanuts.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Luke: Oh, man, no kid should grow up without Snoopy.