Cameron Quote #1281
Quote from Cameron in New Kids on the Block
Mitchell: We live in a society bound by laws. Okay? They're all that stand between order and chaos. And those who violate those laws wind up staring at the business end of...
Cam: [gasps] It's gone!
Mitchell: What, the spotlight on you?
Cameron: No, my porcelain clown figurine. It's supposed to be on this table. It's always on this table. [gasps] One of you stole it! [gasps] And on Lauren Bacall's birthday?
Mitchell: Cam. Cam. R-Relax. Uh, isn't the whole point of today not to prejudge them?
Cameron: Oh, please, Mitchell. They're trash. I know it. They know it. Everybody knows it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘New Kids on the Block’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
[aside to camera:]
Dylan: It took us a while, but we finally named our babies.
Haley: This is Poppy, because that's my favorite flower.
Dylan: And this is George, because he came out looking curious. You know, like Boy George.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Listen, normally I would just cook up some fake reason why you couldn't direct it, but in this case, I have a real excuse. Your old girlfriend, Sherry, is the voice of Stella.
Gloria: Jay, how could you? After she broke his heart when she got repulsed by the idea of getting married to him?
Manny: More overwhelmed than repulsed, as I remember it.
Jay: She's already on our website as Stella's voice. Changing that now could be jarring for our fans. Like when they made my GPS lady British. I'd rather be lost than talked down to by a snob!
Quote from Luke
Haley: What do you have against my book?
Claire: It is called "Your Parents Did Everything Wrong."
Haley: Dr. Goode is a celebrated pediatric life coach. And can you tone down the negativity? Chapter six says that it can cause an allergy to peanuts.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Luke: Oh, man, no kid should grow up without Snoopy.