Phil Quote #1718
Quote from Phil in SuperShowerBabyBowl
Manny: Between us, I've applied to transfer to somewhere I can major in accounting or law. Something safe. I've started to question if I have any talent as a filmmaker.
Phil: Let's find out. You got your film with you?
Manny: On my phone.
Phil: We have a perfect test audience. Take a chance. Let's, uh... Let's see what you got.
Manny: Okay. I mean, I got my projector.
Phil: And a screen.
Manny: All right. I'll set it up.
Phil: Great. Meanwhile, I'll warm up the crowd with a magic trick. [loudly] Excuse me. I need everyone to put their wallets in this pillow case and turn and face the wall.
Modern Family Quotes
‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.
Quote from Jay
Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.
Quote from Dylan
Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.