Jay Quote #1349

Quote from Jay in Torn Between Two Lovers

Jay: You're saying you don't find her annoying?
Gloria: No. I think she's funny. And don't worry. She's only gonna stay here until she can support herself doing improv.
Jay: Well, put her name on the answering machine, 'cause she's not going anywhere. We're only lucky enough to get one Wayne Brady in a lifetime.

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 ‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes

Quote from Cameron

Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.

Quote from Phil

Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.

Quote from Phil

Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.