Cameron Quote #1156
Quote from Cameron in Royal Visit
George Brett: Yeah, how are ya?
Cameron: Uh, good. My name's Cameron.
George Brett: Nice to meet you, Cam.
Cameron: Nice to meet you. Been a fan for- Hey, do you mind if I get a picture?
George Brett: Not at all. Not at all. 300 bucks, how's that sound? I'm retired.
Cameron: 300?
George Brett: I'm just kidding. [both laugh] Come on, it's free.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Royal Visit’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Haley's dating this genius astrophysics professor who's somehow making her smarter because, last week, I called Pluto a planet and Haley laughed at me. In pity. Haley.
Claire: Haley.
Phil: Haley.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Do we think that Haley is suited to a professor, because I more saw her with a Gilligan type?
Phil: Come on, now. Lots of happy couples aren't the exact same level of smart.
Claire: That's true. We work.
Phil: Yeah. Wait. When you say, "We work," do you think you're smarter than me or I'm smarter than you?
Claire: I think I'm smart enough not to have this conversation.
Phil: Oh, my God! You do! You think you're smarter than me! Okay, hotshot. How many patents do you have? Headscratcher TM, Aspirin Gun, Polite Car Horn that'll put an end to road rage. [high-pitched] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Wow. Henry's dad did such a great job with the birthday party for the kids, huh? "Henry's dad".
Jay: "Henry's dad". I took Joe to see "African Queen" in CinemaScope.