Phil Quote #1494
Quote from Phil in The Long Goodbye
Phil: Damn it!
Claire: There's no shame in admitting defeat.
Phil: You don't understand.
Claire: He's getting tired.
Phil: He's not tired. That's the point. He's a machine. Just once, would you believe in me?! As my wife, aren't you supposed to be my... Rock! Damn it! What does every mother tell her kid not to run with? Paper! Damn it!
Joe: My hand's getting tired.
Phil: Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry, buddy. Why didn't you say so? Fist bump. Ha! Loser!
Claire: No.
Phil: And still champion!
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Pam: Yeah, 'cause I'm the only responsible person around here. [thudding, Cal crying] Aw, dang it! Cal rolled off the sofa again!
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Mitchell: Oh, Pam...
Pam: All right, I'm making one of your homosexual smoothies.