Claire Quote #589

Quote from Claire in Crazy Train

Jay: But here's someone I do know, my son, Mitchell. Mitchell and Dede are great pals. Tell these lovely folks about your mother.
Mitchell: She's a scheming dragon woman hell-bent on destroying everyone around her.
Jay: You pick today to realize that?!
Claire: You're welcome. I finally got him to see Mom for who she really is a nasty, old nutjob. But she's someone else's problem now, huh?

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 ‘Crazy Train’ Quotes

Quote from Manny

Gloria: Manny, it was a great idea to come on the train.
Manny: Rail is a last bastion of respectable travel now that every airport has become a sweat-pant convention.

Quote from Jay

Jay: Hey, thank you. Here's an Andrew Jackson. Make a clean set of sheets happen, I'll introduce you to his twin brother. [chuckles] You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?

Quote from Cameron

[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction, "Open House, Closed Casket."
[separetly to camera:]
Phil: "He looked up at the pristine crown molding in the great room and felt the breeze of the recently updated central air. 'Mrs. Coruthers, just as this desirable corner lot was split in half, so, too, is Mr. Coruthers.' The widow gasped and steadied herself on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor for how alone she felt, despite being walking distance to a vibrant shopping district and wonderful schools."
[back:]
Cameron: I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.