Jay Quote #1029
Quote from Jay in Crazy Train
Jay: Hey, pal. Before you call your dad, what I was saying about Dede was me just covering up because I lost the greatest, most stable person I've ever known.
Carl: But you seemed so angry.
Jay: It's because I can't get over her. I've tried everything: therapy, pills, electricity. [voice breaking] I'm sorry. It's just that I miss her so much. I-I'm gonna see the luckiest man in the world marry the most wonderful woman in the world, and I have nobody.
Porter: Excuse me, sir. This woman says she's your wife.
Jay: Never seen her before.
Gloria: [shouting in Spanish]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Crazy Train’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Gloria: Manny, it was a great idea to come on the train.
Manny: Rail is a last bastion of respectable travel now that every airport has become a sweat-pant convention.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Hey, thank you. Here's an Andrew Jackson. Make a clean set of sheets happen, I'll introduce you to his twin brother. [chuckles] You don't have to do the banter, but what's it cost me?
Quote from Cameron
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: Phil sent me his Silverton fan fiction, "Open House, Closed Casket."
[separetly to camera:]
Phil: "He looked up at the pristine crown molding in the great room and felt the breeze of the recently updated central air. 'Mrs. Coruthers, just as this desirable corner lot was split in half, so, too, is Mr. Coruthers.' The widow gasped and steadied herself on the granite kitchen island, a fitting metaphor for how alone she felt, despite being walking distance to a vibrant shopping district and wonderful schools."
[back:]
Cameron: I've been avoiding him for the last two weeks.