Cameron Quote #853
Quote from Cameron in The Day Alex Left for College
French man: Is there a way to make the room not so cold?
French woman: Do you know what it's like to wake up next to your husband one morning and he's cold as ice?
Widow: Yes. [sobbing]
Mitchell: Yeah, I'll work on that while you eat breakfast.
Cameron: Did you make the French toast?
Mitchell: Yes, it's right on the counter.
Cameron: That's French toast.
Mitchell: What's happening?
Cameron: I wanted regular toast for the French people.
Mitchell: Surely there was a better way to describe that.
Cameron: He's allergic to eggs, Mitchell. Okay, w-why did you eat that? Why- Why did he eat that?
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Day Alex Left for College’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Nobody gets out of this. World's worst sport, world's worst players of it. Twenty-two girls in a cluster zig-zagging across a field like a busted Roomba. Except the only thing it sucks up is two hours of my life.
Quote from Gloria
Manny: It's a tragedy. No other way to put it.
Jay: Such a beautiful day, too.
Gloria: We just have to accept that Lily has a soccer game and we all have to be there. You were supposed to make an excuse.
Jay: I'm sorry! I ran into Cam at the market. He asked if we could go. I panicked. I shot myself in the foot.
Gloria: Oh, yeah, you shot yourself on your foot, you put your foot in your mouth, you put the shoe in the wrong foot. What is with you Americans and the foot? I hate that painting, by the way.
Quote from Haley
Alex: Hey! No, give that back. Need I remind you I am a yellow belt?
Haley: Ugh, I can't keep track of all your ugly belts, but I don't think you should change roommates.