Phil Quote #1037
Quote from Phil in Do Not Push
Luke: Hey, look at that. "Do not push."
Phil: What are you doing?
Luke: Teaching this button a little something about free will.
Phil: Luke, it says, "do not push."
Luke: Which just makes me want to push it more. Haley, back me up.
Haley: Push it, don't push it. I don't care. Is this mirror weird? I look fuzzy.
Luke: Who puts up a button with a sign that says you can't push it?
Phil: The same people who stack the deck so the monkey always wins... scientists!
Luke: What are you talking about?
Phil: We're not waiting for the experiment. This is the experiment! They're watching us right now!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do Not Push’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Phil: Haley, put down the chair.
Haley: Why should I?!
Phil: Because this is getting absurd, and it's no fun being laughed at by a room full of scientists and a monkey in a diaper.
Luke: Yeah! We need to push that button, show those eggheads that we're not sheep!
Haley: No! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke. One out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000!
Quote from Luke
Phil: You're right, I set a terrible example for you.
Luke: No! It was awesome! Do you think Steve Jobs followed every rule? Doug Henning?
Phil: Keep talking.
Luke: What about that guy who lived in that town where people weren't allowed to dance? Did Footloose follow the rules?
Phil: His name was Ren, and he most certainly did not.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: Now, easy on the filters, Cam. It's a family picture. We don't need sepia tone.
Cameron: You know what other tone we don't need?
Lily: Play nice.