Mitchell Quote #465
Mitchell: Okay, okay, now, see. Look how much you gossip. Haley managed to capture it on film.
Cameron: And look at you, smiling ear to ear. You know you love it when I give you the dirt. Oh, which reminds me, guess who got kicked out of a hotel bar for making unwanted advances at the waitstaff?
Mitchell: I don't want to know. It's none of my business.
Cameron: Okay.
Mitchell: Jotham. Zaniel. Sal. Just tell me!
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: What's all that about? You mad at me or something?
Gloria: I don't know. Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't, then I am not.
Jay: I didn't do anything.
Gloria: Then I am not mad.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am mad. Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman. And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby. And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am Latin, so I get to feel whatever I want.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You have to stop being so suspicious, Claire. It's okay to trust people.
Gloria: Some people. Other people, who knows? You turn your back for one second, and they have a whole other family on the bad side of town.
Jay: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom, this is a college class. I'm not in the third grade.
Alex: Don't you have nap time there?
Haley: No. I have free periods, during which I sometimes nap.