Alex Quote #164
Claire: Uncle Mitchell was helping you get me a birthday present?
Alex: Yeah, I wanted to make you dinner and get you a nice bottle of wine, the one he served at New Year's you said you liked.
Claire: Ooh, I did like that wine. I'm sorry I ruined the surprise.
Alex: You should be. What did you think I was doing, anyways? Give me some credit.
Claire: Oh, well, then, maybe we could just call it even, since he typed, "I'm just surprised she remembered coming to my house that night." To which you responded, "bahahahahahaha" with like five exclamation points.
Alex: Seems fair.
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Quote from Gloria
Jay: What's all that about? You mad at me or something?
Gloria: I don't know. Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't, then I am not.
Jay: I didn't do anything.
Gloria: Then I am not mad.
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I am mad. Last night, Jay had a sexy dream about some woman. And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby. And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am Latin, so I get to feel whatever I want.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You have to stop being so suspicious, Claire. It's okay to trust people.
Gloria: Some people. Other people, who knows? You turn your back for one second, and they have a whole other family on the bad side of town.
Jay: You are my other family from the bad side of town.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Mom, this is a college class. I'm not in the third grade.
Alex: Don't you have nap time there?
Haley: No. I have free periods, during which I sometimes nap.