Cameron Quote #576
Mitchell: Okay, what do you want me to do? Would you like me to ask them to break up with Teddy? Is that what you're asking?
Cameron: Of course not. would never ask that. That would be insane.
Mitchell: Well, good.
Cameron: It would be as insane for me to ask that as it would be sane for you to offer it.
Mitchell: So that is what you're asking.
Cameron: No, that's what I'm not asking. But if you decide to do it, I want it to come from you, not me, because I'm clearly not asking for it.
Mitchell: Okay, this is nuts.
Cameron: Is it? I worked my fingers to the bone to get these jumpy protestants to love me, and now I find out they're holding a torch for the man who came before me? It's not nuts. It's actually quite painful.
Modern Family Quotes
‘My Hero’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Another brochure from a community college. You know, I bet Mom is having them send these.
Alex: Really? You don't think they've targeted you as a must-have recruit?
Haley: At least this one doesn't have that fakey lunchtime shot of the black guy, Asian girl, and an Indian- Oh, wait! There it is. Wow, that wheelchair kid is really cracking everybody up.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Knees bent. Arms loose. Chin up. Butt out.
Gloria: Ay, no, Phil. This is too much.
Phil: No, just remember, "kbalcubo."
Gloria: Huh?
Phil: K-b-a-l-c-u-b-o. "Koala bears always lose cherries under big overpasses."
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] What qualifies someone as a hero? Obviously, a hero has to be someone we respect. A person we look up to. A person who is generous of spirit. Who's willing to grow and learn. Maybe it's the person you love most in the world or the guy who makes the most out of life, no matter what anyone thinks. The hero in my family is my family, because of who we are together. "C-. This was not the assignment." I'll tell you who is not my hero. Mrs. Rita McNabb.