Phil Quote #798
Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Claire: Kids will always want to quit when things get hard if you let 'em. This is a girl who was kicked out of college. The least she can do is stick it out at a little- Uh, Phil?
Phil: Sorry. Look, all we can do is give Haley the time to find out who she is.
Claire: Or we could save that time, and I could tell her who she is.
Norman: Let me know how that works out.
Claire: Excuse me?
Norman: Oh, sorry, but my TV doesn't work, and you're all I've got. I'm Norman.
Phil: Good to meet you, Norman. [offers hand to shake, takes it back] What are you in for?
Norman: Triple bypass.
Phil: Awesome. [shakes Norman's hand]
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Future Dunphys’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.
Quote from Lily
Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] It took me right back to 40 years ago, candy-ass preppies with too many privileges. You know what I hated most about those guys? They all had these little noses. What is that?
Okay, gun to my head, maybe I was a tiny bit jealous of those guys back then, with their cars and their fancy hair products: your brylcreems and your VO5s.
You know what was a rare book in my school library? One that didn't have genitals drawn all over it. Who am I kidding? I wanted what those kids had then, and 40 years later, I still wanted it.