Alex Quote #80
Quote from Alex in Phil on Wire
Haley: Hey, what'd you get for number 3?
Alex: You're not going to learn if I just give you answers.
Haley: Well, what if I gave you something in return?
Alex: Like what?
Haley: You can talk to me in class.
Alex: [scoffs] I want lunch at the cool table.
Haley: Then I want all the answers.
Alex: Then I want a week at the table.
Haley: That'll cost you two pop quizzes.
Alex: A month.
Haley: The midterm.
Alex: Deal.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Phil on Wire’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Wait, Dad, I don't need a doctor.
Phil: What's up?
Luke: The other day, Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said "Jew."
Quote from Claire
Claire: Hey, um, what the hell is this?
Officer Blevin: This zone is for loading and unloading, not for talking on the phone.
Claire: Yeah, I know, but I was talking on the phone to the school that my kids were about to come out of, so...
Officer Blevin: Are you aware this zone has a time limit?
Claire: N-no, I'm not.
Officer Blevin: Wow.
Claire: You know what? I do want to do some unloading. I know your type. Life has been bad to you. It has made you feel small. And then one day somebody gives you a fake cop outfit, a toy badge and a little spongebob tie. Suddenly it's payback time, right? Well, I got news for you, "Law & Order: Special Parking Unit," [rips ticket] not my fault.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Jay, look at this. It's ruined. Stella did this. She chew on my shoe! You have to discipline that stupid dog.
Jay: I discipline her all the time.
Gloria: Oh, really? How? By buying her little cupcakes?
Jay: They're not real cupcakes. They're doggy treats in the form of cupcakes.
Gloria: Yeah, you should have told that to Manny before he ate one.
Jay: Oh, come on. His coat never looked better. [laughs]