Jay Quote #107
Gloria: Jay, he won't admit it, but I know that Manny's sad because he's missing the party. Why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm?
Jay: I could have guessed he'd have trouble with roller coasters. That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
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‘Fears’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Let me feel you. Ay, papi, but you're not warm.
Manny: Uh, probably because you were cooking and your hands are warm. I better skip the party tomorrow just to be safe.
Gloria: Oh. Yeah, the party.
Jay: What?
Gloria: [whispering] The party.
Jay: I understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: How about we take him to the pier and go fishing, huh? Manny!
Jay: He likes to fish?
Gloria: Yeah. He comes from a long line of fishermen and smugglers. But I encourage the fishing.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: [aside to camera] The party is at an amusement park, and Manny's afraid of roller coasters.
Jay: Poor kid.
Gloria: I don't know where he gets his fear from because his father's not afraid of anything. No bulls, no heights, no helicopters, no fast cars-
Jay: But go to dinner with him and wait for the check to come. Then you'll see fear in his eyes. Like the waiter's a ghost.