Jay Quote #1545
Quote from Jay in Finale Part 1
Gloria: It was sweet how Mitch didn't have to think twice about going.
Jay: Well, it's like he said, it's his turn to support Cam. Almost the same thing I'm trying to do for you, except I'm pissing you off.
Gloria: Because you won't do anything the way that I would do it!
Jay: I don't see anyone else complaining.
Gloria: That's the worst part... that nobody needs me. It's 2020. I shouldn't be losing jobs to an old white man.
Jay: When Manny gets homesick, who do you think he's gonna call? When Joe has a nightmare, who does he want? And when I'm sitting here already sad about Mitchell leaving, who do you think I want to walk into this room?
Gloria: Me?
Jay: Of course! And I think I know what's going on here. You're feeling guilty about working. Don't. Do you think I ever felt guilty working while you held down the fort here?
Gloria: You sure didn't.
Jay: No, and now it's time for you to go out into the world and crush it.
Gloria: While you hold down the fort and look pretty?
Jay: Well, I'm not just a sex object. I have other gifts.
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‘Finale Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Jay: Ta-da! [all gasp] He's an old-time barkeep. Now, check it out. He's a big guy, like Cam, and he's got red hair, like you!
Mitchell: Dad! This is exactly what we needed... a little whimsy! I love it!
Gloria: No, you don't. Other gays, tell him. [all speak supportively]
Jay: We're gonna have so much fun with this guy. We can throw a-an Uncle Sam hat on him for the 4th of July, a pilgrim hat for Thanksgiving.
Mitchell: Or a rainbow wig for... for Pride.
Jay: Well, it's a piece of art. I don't think you want to make it silly.
Mitchell: So, does this, uh, big fella have a name?
Jay: Sure does. Since he's a combo of Cam and Mitch, he's Kitsch.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: How are you feeling?
Jay: Uh, it's gonna be weird without them being here all the time. Plus, they got the new kid. Poor guy's gonna grow up with those Missouri closets, thinking that's normal.
Quote from Ronaldo
Ronaldo: Mitchell! I love this house! Do you love it? Say you love it.
Mitchell: I do. I love it. I love the flow. I love the lights. I love the location. There... There's even a karaoke room in the basement.
Ronaldo: [gasps] So fun! The last time I had a hot Mike in my basement... You know what? I'm gonna wait till there are more people here.
Mitchell: Oh, oh, the baby's awake. Do... Do you want to meet him?
Ronaldo: I do. I can ask him if he liked our gift. We never heard.