Mitchell Quote #964
Claire: Look, we tried, right? I bought a pack of these the last night we were at that resort so I could try to look cool at some... concert that we went to. Hang on. Where was it? I... Oh-ho. Bingo. What do you see, huh?
Mitchell: Uh... um, me at the park in a hat with the name "Maddox" embroidered on it. Oh, oh, I forgot about my Maddox Pritchett phase.
Claire: God, it is a miracle that you didn't need a police escort to school every day. Not you, the marquee.
Mitchell: Uh, "Tonight and Wednesday Only... The Monkees."
Claire: Yes! And according to their website, they played the 14th and the 16th. So, if we went the first night, that means we would have left the 15th, and we would have left early.
Mitchell: Okay, wait just a second. I-I remember I was so upset that our vacation was being cut short that I cheered myself up by going to the premiere of "Flashdance," which was on... Ha! April 15th.
Claire: Yea... What is up with you and that movie?
Mitchell: She was so much more than a welder, and I was so much more than the president of Students Against TV on Weeknights.
Claire: Okay, I know you remember it this way, but how are we gonna prove it?
Mitchell: Bam! [Claire gasps] My ticket, clearly marked "Opening Night." I'm gonna say "bam" again. Bam!
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