Cameron Quote #1285
Quote from Cameron in New Kids on the Block
Cameron: Garbage. That's what I'm looking at here. Human garbage.
Carlos: Yeah, you're right. It's just like my mom says... I'm nothin'. I'm gonna join a gang, get a face tattoo.
Suzie: I'm gonna sell my hair for nose drugs.
Mitchell: No, okay, stop! I-I can't take it anymore. I'm sorry. I threw away the statue. It was... It was just so tacky. You guys, please don't give up on yourselves, okay? You have very bright futures.
Cameron: Yeah, you're right. They sure do... in theater. Because this is the theater group from school, The Emotivations! [laughter] Bravo! Brava! I found this in the trash the other day. I knew you put it there and wouldn't admit it. So I brought some very talented young thespians over to portray at-risk youth.
Derek: He got you, girl!
[aside to camera:]
Cameron: You know, I said I wanted to bond with these kids, and I sure did. We had some hard-core bondage.
Mitchell: You're gonna get fired.
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[aside to camera:]
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Haley: This is Poppy, because that's my favorite flower.
Dylan: And this is George, because he came out looking curious. You know, like Boy George.
Quote from Jay
Jay: Listen, normally I would just cook up some fake reason why you couldn't direct it, but in this case, I have a real excuse. Your old girlfriend, Sherry, is the voice of Stella.
Gloria: Jay, how could you? After she broke his heart when she got repulsed by the idea of getting married to him?
Manny: More overwhelmed than repulsed, as I remember it.
Jay: She's already on our website as Stella's voice. Changing that now could be jarring for our fans. Like when they made my GPS lady British. I'd rather be lost than talked down to by a snob!
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Haley: What do you have against my book?
Claire: It is called "Your Parents Did Everything Wrong."
Haley: Dr. Goode is a celebrated pediatric life coach. And can you tone down the negativity? Chapter six says that it can cause an allergy to peanuts.
Claire: Uh-huh.
Luke: Oh, man, no kid should grow up without Snoopy.