Manny Quote #501

Quote from Manny in A Year of Birthdays

Jay: This is from me and the boys. Gloria got you her own gift.
Claire: Wow, this is wrapped so nicely!
Manny: I did that. It's a lost art in this modern age where people simply click and ship gifts over the Internet.
Gloria: Papi, just be normal.

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 ‘A Year of Birthdays’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: I've thought a lot about what's next.
Luke: 51.
Phil: Thank you, buddy. And it's important that I continue to grow and that I stay mentally challenged. Which is why I am starting...piano lessons, so that by next year's birthday, I'll be good enough to perform in public.
Jay: Oh, great. Another thing to go to.
Phil: Also, I'm gonna learn how to speak Spanish.
Gloria: Excelente!
Phil: Uh, I... I haven't started yet.

Quote from Dylan

Dylan: The banjo scares me ever since I saw that creepy film. Wait. What was it called, again?
Jay: "Deliverance"?
Dylan: No... "The Muppet Movie." [shudders]

Quote from Mitchell

Phil: Okay, okay, okay. Settle down. Um... It's hard to believe I'm 50. As of today, I'm middle-aged.
Cameron: What's he been the last 10 years?
Mitchell: Delusional. He thinks he's a millennial, like us.