Cameron Quote #1263
Quote from Cameron in Stand By Your Man
Cameron: Honey, I appreciate that you went to all this trouble, but you know what? Maybe we don't have to do everything together. Maybe that's how we'll make sure we have lots of anniversaries.
Mitchell: Oh. And I promise never to forget again.
Cameron: And I promise I'll never count down the seconds to shame you. Okay, let's get you out of that belt buckle.
Mitchell: Ooh.
Cameron: No, I didn't mean it in a sexy way. It's hideous. It looks like something you'd get off CalShopTV.
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‘Stand By Your Man’ Quotes
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Manny: Let's just stay on topic. And try using colorful language to describe your product like "stunning" or "delicious."
Jay: "Delicious"? If my dad heard me say that, he'd have punched me, and I'd have been grateful.
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Claire: Snooze.
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Claire: Huh.
Phil: It's not everyone who can rhyme "Bronco chase" with "Melrose Place." I still can't find any '90s thing that rhymes with "Michael Bay."
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Gloria: Hello. Welcome to CalShopTV. I am a perky blonde who is easily amazed.
Jay: I'm Jay Pritchett. I'll bet you were expecting to hear about closets...
Manny: O-Okay, stop. Why are you mentioning closets?
Gloria: Jay, everybody knows that you're the king of closets. If there was a closet hall of fame, you would be in it.
Jay: If? What do you think we were doing that weekend in Corning, New York?