Phil Quote #1744
Quote from Phil in Stand By Your Man
Phil: I just love you guys, and I want to pass on some of the things that I've learned. Like... Never try to take a tennis ball away from a raccoon. Or... Never go to play tennis with just one ball.
Luke: Good to know.
Phil: Or, you know, stuff like find the fun in every moment, find the good in every person, or never, ever be the one who doesn't do the wave. Those people die alone.
Dylan: Thanks, Mr. D-yagi.
Phil: I'm gonna need another minute.
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Jay: "Delicious"? If my dad heard me say that, he'd have punched me, and I'd have been grateful.
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Claire: Snooze.
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Claire: Huh.
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Jay: I'm Jay Pritchett. I'll bet you were expecting to hear about closets...
Manny: O-Okay, stop. Why are you mentioning closets?
Gloria: Jay, everybody knows that you're the king of closets. If there was a closet hall of fame, you would be in it.
Jay: If? What do you think we were doing that weekend in Corning, New York?