Lily Quote #171
Alex: And this one is about hormonal fluctuations that can cause radical mood swings. One minute, you're totally fine, and then the next, you're just...
Lily: [o.s.] Go home, nerd!
Alex: ...lashing out when someone is trying to help you.
Cameron: Okay, well, thank you for helping, and don't take it personally. At least now we know why she called my signature cuffs tackier than the Debbie Reynolds museum.
Mitchell: Y-Yes, that was definitely the hormones talking.
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Haley: Look, everyone's taking this whole thing way too seriously. When my daughter has her first Shark Week, we're just gonna laugh about it. That's what girls want. I mean, it is bananas what happens down there every month. Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills. Oh, that's why my credit card keeps getting denied.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Hey, bitch.
Lily: [o.s.] Haley's here?!
Haley: That's right. And cheer up. You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this. A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card for everything. Didn't study for a test? "Oh, wah. I have cramps." Don't want to go to gym class? "Sorry... lady problems." Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date? Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box? Ain't nobody looking in there.
Lily: What is wrong with you?!
Quote from Lily
Manny: Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here. Cherish this. You've been given the ability to create life. Each cramp, each migraine should remind you...
Lily: [o.s.] Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!
Manny: Take care, everybody.