Claire Quote #791
Quote from Claire in Red Alert
Alex: Mom, you need to take that interview. Now that they're purging male creeps from executive positions, strong women are finally getting their seat at the table.
Claire: Honey, I already have a seat at the table. In fact, at the head of the table.
Alex: You mean when Grandpa's not there?
Claire: Tables have two heads.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Red Alert’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Look, everyone's taking this whole thing way too seriously. When my daughter has her first Shark Week, we're just gonna laugh about it. That's what girls want. I mean, it is bananas what happens down there every month. Only good thing is, it reminds me to pay my bills. Oh, that's why my credit card keeps getting denied.
Quote from Haley
Haley: Hey, bitch.
Lily: [o.s.] Haley's here?!
Haley: That's right. And cheer up. You're missing the whole silver lining in all of this. A period is a Get Out Of Jail Free card for everything. Didn't study for a test? "Oh, wah. I have cramps." Don't want to go to gym class? "Sorry... lady problems." Wanna eat a whole sheet cake? Shut down a bad date? Smuggle some weed into a concert in your tampon box? Ain't nobody looking in there.
Lily: What is wrong with you?!
Quote from Lily
Manny: Lily? Step-Uncle Manny's here. Cherish this. You've been given the ability to create life. Each cramp, each migraine should remind you...
Lily: [o.s.] Get the [bleep] out of here, Manny!
Manny: Take care, everybody.