Luke Quote #454

Quote from Luke in SuperShowerBabyBowl

Phil: Super Bowl squares here! Get your Super Bowl squares!
Gloria: No. Not this again.
Phil: Uh, actually, we've made some refinements. Last year, the price was a little high. The year before, too low. So this year, we've landed on the perfect number.
Luke: $3.75 per square.
Jay: I'll do what I did last year. Give me 11 squares.
Phil: Okay. Easy enough. Um...
Luke: Uh...

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 ‘SuperShowerBabyBowl’ Quotes

Quote from Dylan

Dylan: Thanks. And thanks for inviting me today.
Alex: Of course. You're the baby's father.
Dylan: Yeah, but it's a family thing, and I don't always feel like I belong. Sometimes they look at me like the proverbial bird in the punch bowl.
Alex: Almost.

Quote from Jay

Jay: ♪ Oh, Super Bowl ♪ ♪ The plays, the plays, they're calling ♪ ♪ From end to end ♪ ♪ And... ♪ [opens fridge] Oh!
Gloria: What happened? Do I call the nine and the one and the other one?
Jay: Why is my fridge filled with non-football-related foods on Super Bowl Sunday? There's no room for my Jerry Rice pudding.

Quote from Dylan

Luke: Hey, you guys want to buy a Super Bowl square? Only $3.75.
Dylan: Cool. Can I take three squares?
Haley: Yeah, I need something good today, too. We'll split five squares.
Phil: Uh... do you have quarters?
Dylan: Oh, I don't carry change since the last time I got struck by lightning.