Jay Quote #1413
Jay: [on video] Congratulations. You've been hired at Pritchett's Closets, Blinds, and Waterbeds. I'm Jay Pritchett. Welcome to the team. [cheers and applause] You hear that? They're cheering for you already. That's something we value here... teamwork. And whether you're in sales or shipping or one of those cute tomatoes in the steno pool, you're important, 'cause we're family here. Wait a minute! Who's this new employee?
Claire: It's me. Claire, Daddy.
Jay: Oh, right! It's Claire!
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