Jay Quote #1411
Claire: Dad, you know why we do it this way. We have people working here. We've got people working from home. We've got people working all over the world. Tiffany is in Berlin at KlausetSchvarg.
Jay: They still have that conference? I thought they shut that down in the '80s after we used that sweater hutch to smuggle that dissident out during East KlausetSchvarg.
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