Jay Quote #1405
Quote from Jay in Blasts from the Past
Gloria: Joe, next week, you have to go to school dressed as a hero. Why don't you dress as Uncle Alvaro?
Jay: Or Uncle Erasmus.
Gloria: Ay, Jay, that's cute, but Alvaro was not only a war hero. He was a celebrated matador, Frida Kahlo's tango instructor, two-time winner of the Bogota Herald cartoon caption contest.
Jay: No disrespect, but I don't think he was fit to shine Erasmus J. Pritchett's boots, which, incidentally, were made by a nine-foot Texas diamondback he stomped to death while arm-wrestling Davy Crockett.
Joe: Did he kill all his clothes?
Jay: He sure did. Come upstairs. I'll show you. I got a ring of his with a tooth in it he punched out of a puma.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: If anything, I'm worried she acts a little young for her age. I mean, isn't a little too old for these unicorns and teddy bears and...Playgirl?
Mitchell: Oh! Oh, God. Where... Where did she get that?
Cameron: I didn't even know they still made these. Although it's heartening print media isn't completely dead.
Mitchell: Okay, you're getting off track. Our daughter is looking at [whispering] naked men.
Cameron: I know. We're gonna have to talk to her about it. You know, my parents never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the stables when the horses were breeding, and wow, did that create some unreasonable expectations.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I enjoyed a lot of years taking pride in my great uncle. I didn't want to rob Joe of that. It wasn't easy biting my tongue, but I took a page from another heroic relative, Lulach McPritchett. Proud Scottish warrior, captured by the English, tortured for months using every method imaginable, and never once giving up a single secret. Don't look him up.