Phil Quote #1693
Quote from Phil in A Moving Day
Jay: How's the move going?
Phil: So good. Really good. Good, good, good, good.
Jay: That's good.
Phil: No, it's not. It's a disaster. The place is too small. Everything needs fixing. I'm trying to stay calm, but... There's a hole in the ceiling, Jay... A hole in the ceiling. Rain is gonna fall on the crib. What... What happens if a... an owl picks up a-a pinecone and drops it? My grandchild's gonna get hit with a pinecone!
Jay: Don't be silly. What would an owl be doing with a pinecone? At the most, it would be a mouse or a baby gopher.
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‘A Moving Day’ Quotes
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Phil: Oh, can you believe it, Claire? Our little girl is growing up.
Claire: Yeah, it seems like just yesterday we were carrying all these boxes downstairs after she got arrested and kicked out of college.
Haley: [chuckles] Ah.
Dylan: Yeah, I've been through a lot, too. I've been a limo driver, a lead singer, a ranch hand, a Dapper Dan at Disneyland, a t-shirt designer, a sign spinner and now a nursing student with a baby on the way. It's all going according to plan.
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Phil: Tiny-homes are very trendy these days. And, by the way, it's what I called my short, black best friend in high school.
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Phil: Hey, you guys. I packed up some dishes for the new house. I even found your old sippy cup for when the little one comes along.
Haley: Aww.
Dylan: Thanks, Mr. D.
Haley: Thanks, Dad. Is, uh, Mom still in there making that judgy face?
Phil: Haley, you've known her for years. Just call it her face.