Claire Quote #756
Quote from Claire in On the Same Paige
Phil: Oh, good, you're okay.
Claire: I'm not that okay. I'm not a fan of this Paige. She's got some nerve.
Phil: So you're aware.
Claire: Oh, I'm aware. I'm aware that she has no problem putting her grubby, little paws all over something that doesn't belong to her.
Phil: I can see you're upset.
Claire: I am. I'm upset because I basically took the most boring thing in history and made it interesting. She thinks she can just come in here and just make it hers. No.
Modern Family Quotes
‘On the Same Paige’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch, but after finding it in the garbage, I had to make sure. I didn't want him to mess up his vision. I think it's a big problem in this country. Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.