Luke Quote #446
Quote from Luke in On the Same Paige
Claire: Oh, Luke! Honey, hi.
Luke: Hey, Mom. Everything all right?
Claire: Of course. I just felt like making a stop by the hallowed halls of community college. What's with the police tape?
Luke: Oh, some frat guys decided to drive the dean's office to Burning Man.
Claire: Okay. Well, anyhoo, since we're here, before you drop that history class, could you possibly turn in an old paper of mine? I would love to get a second opinion on it.
Luke: Sure, but you know you just did something weird and I didn't ask a single follow-up question?
Claire: Yeah.
Luke: You owe me one of those.
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‘On the Same Paige’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I really wanted to trust that Joe was wearing his eye patch, but after finding it in the garbage, I had to make sure. I didn't want him to mess up his vision. I think it's a big problem in this country. Everywhere I look, there are men with googily eyes.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I don't remember buying these fresh peaches. Aah!
Phil: Apologies, Serge. My wife, Claire, seems to have forgotten that I'm holding office hours for my Intro to Real Estate class here at home.
Claire: So, when I walked to the laundry room minutes ago in my bra...
Phil: That was kind of perfect, actually. I had just made a point about how buildings from the early '70s were holding up surprisingly well.
Quote from Mitchell
Maria: Hey, Mr. Pritchett. I'll take this when you're ready.
Jay: Thank you, Maria.
Cameron: Oh, Maria, that's a beautiful name. That's why it's often sung.
Mitchell: But you're not going to...
Cameron: ♪ Ave Maria ♪
Mitchell: And curtain. Okay, they just started letting gays in here. Don't make them regret it.
Jay: You might also wanna tell Sharona to steer clear of the table.