Claire Quote #751
Quote from Claire in Good Grief
Claire: Yeah, and when Dad dies, he's gonna leave knowing how much I loved him. I'm not sure Mom knew that. Mitchell: Of course she did.
Claire: Really? Because unlike you, the last time I talked to her, we got in a huge fight. Mm-hmm. You get to remember telling her you loved her and laughing, and I get to remember getting in some stupid argument about a Facebook post.
Mitchell: The one where she said putting eucalyptus oils on the soles of your feet is a natural birth control?
Claire: Yes. Yes. That's the one. And you have a 12-year-old daughter who reads those posts, you might want to tell her that's not science.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Good Grief’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I know that this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when Dede died, she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Oh, God. Jerry forwarded me an e-mail from Mom's women's group. I-I-I can't even read it. You do it. I...
Phil: Oh, okay. Um..."Our sincere condolences on the loss of your loved one, Dede."
Claire: What happened to Mom?
Phil: Oh, let's see. "On the third night, Dede wandered away from the group and encountered a pack of starving timberwolves."
Mitchell: Oh my God.
Claire: Oh my God, Mom.
Phil: "As you know, Dede long believed she could comunicate with animals, so using a mix of howls and barks she convinced them to seek food elsewhere." Huh, guess that wasn't that. Let's see. "Later she ignored that thin ice sign and plunged..." Hang on, saved by one of the wolves. Uh... [MUMBLES] "She deeply offended a tribe of Inuits by interrupting a secret dagger..." "She was briefly swallowed by a whale..." Uh, here it is! "On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff."
Quote from Cameron
Phil: You know, I'm impressed you're still wearing that dress.
Cameron: Oh, well, I'm wearing two pair of Spanx and was on a diuretic for hours. As we say where I'm from, you don't teach your dog to play the banjo and then skip the talent show.